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Jelly Belly

SwagStars and Generals, what's the word? It's been a tragic and stunning week with the deaths of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett. I hope all the readers realize that life is precious and live for today because tomorrow isn't promised. Now down to business. Ladies, I know that I've written some controversial sh*t in the past, but this one might just take it there. I have to address this issue. I'm really tired of seeing this. When my pops and even my uncle say something about this particular issue, then something needs to be said.

Ladies...what in the hell is wrong with ya'll stomachs? Why do you ya'll insist on wearing tight ass shirts and your belly is hanging over your pants? That's not cute!!! I don't know who told you it was, but that isn't what's up. Now ladies, please don't take offense. This blog isn't for the ladies who have a "pooch". Everybody has a "pooch". This blog is for the ladies who just have a beer belly and refuse to either hide or do something about it. I understand that some folk just don't have the time to workout, just had a baby or plain just like to eat and that's cool, but what is wrong with a girdle or those "slimming sleeves" you can purchase on one of those infomercials? Again, ladies I'm not trying to be disrespectful or mean, but somebody has to say it. This needs to stop. My grandmother and I were talking about this "issue"and she told me that the ladies who had a belly back her day would wear girdles. I'm looking back to when I was in high school and college and don't recall ladies just flaunting their stomachs like they are today. In my opinion, that's just not sexy. It just looks....BAD!!! Maybe having a belly for a young lady is in style. I don't know.

SwagStars...Let me know what you think!!!

K.I.S.S.

With the summer getting hotter and hotter, it pays off to have a more casual style. This is where KISS comes in handy, that is "Keep It Simple Stupid." Summer casual is extremely easy for a guy, but doing with a level of style is alot harder. This fact is even more true for bigger men. My homie Ed has one of the best casual styles I've ever seen from a bigger guy (I'm not so small myself tho). From people watching (one of my favorite past times), my personal swag, and talking to big homie I've realized a couple things.

Casual style is mostly about confidence, yes the ability to be comfortable in your own skin. Independence, not doing what everyone else does but what you feel is you. Lastly, charisma will win anyone over when all else fails. The blend of these three things usually turns out well, but not always. For those of you lacking casual swag or ladies looking to help their man McFly has your back. Below I have a couple casual items to get your style pointed in the right direction.
A simple t-shirt will do most outfits proud. Try to add something memorable or funny to grab some extra attention, but only if you can handle the attention.A casual pair of shorts will help you keep cool and look comfortable at the same time. You don't always have to do so much, just lounge sometimes.
Lastly, get an accessory of some sort, it could be a pair shades or a hat. Lately I've seen alot of people bringing back the Polo hats, which are an all time favorite.

I'm in no way telling you to go buy these exact items but the putting ideas in your head. Having function along with your fashion is often overlooked and I wouldn't want the movement making that mistake. So go forth and take over the world, but a=only after you check the weather. Much love.

-Class Dismissed

High on the Heels

In my many travels, parties, and all around socialite activities, I've noticed one universal truth. Five Star Chicks wear high heels, more specifically stilettos. I know many of you are wondering why Mr. McFly is talking about women's fashion, but you gotta see the big picture. More women wearing what we have come to grow and love is a good thing for us men. Ladies, don't get me wrong men love all aspects of your existence, but pumps don't lie. Back to the point at hand, high heels improve any outfit.

Ladies, you have to understand what a nice pair of heels does to your look and to your body. Heels tighten your legs, more specifically your thighs (they look mildly muscular). Heels also lift your azz, giving it a more shapely appearance (basically a lie). Those are the physical traits from them, but they're also more fashionable in most occasions. Ladies, I know this sounds very male chauvinistic, but it's the truth. Gentleman, oh you thought you were safe, we have advice for you too. Fellas, learn to respect a lady wearing heels all day/night, apparently they hurt like a mofo. Realize that to an extent she is wearing that for you, as well as herself. If you manage to be alone with her sometime that night, rub her feet a little (don't tickle her). Lastly, no matter what she has on treat her like a lady.

SwagStars, keep the movement alive and continue being fly. Wear the clothes that work for you and make you feel comfortable. Don't wear peep toe or open toe shoes unless your feet are up to par, that's a major turn off. Much Love.

-Class Dismissed

5 Dating Tips (Throwback Article)

So this segment is from my homie Ed (http://www.edthesportsfan.com/), he decided to uplift the swag of his readers and he had some great ideas, enjoy.

I realize that the majority of my readers are males in the 18-45 year old demographic, but I also realize that I bring in lots of younger readers, female readers, and wily old coots as well. (thanks Uncle Butch!) If you understand anything about Ed The Sports Fan, then understand this: ETSF is a sports AND lifestyle blog from the minds of folks who appreciate athletics and culture. Some folks ask why I don't talk more about steroids, Brett Favre, Michael Phelps, and other trivial sports news that would push my traffic needle. Well, if you wanted someone to report the latest on what's going on in the sports world, there's this website called ESPN.com and they will happily discuss the latest on why Brett Favre loves wearing his Wrangler Jeans while taking a bubble bath and doing Sudoku. You don't come here for that. You come here to relax, learn, reflect, and appreciate. That, I can provide.Therefore, the Fall season is coming up and the weather is going to start getting cooler and cooler. Fellas, you're gonna want someone to cuddle with. Well guess what? Ladies do too! And believe it or not, in this day in age, ladies love sports too! Here's a few suggestions for you and the boo.

1. Take her to a high school football game - If you are low on funds, taking her to a high school game shows some creativity and its refreshing from the normal movies or dinner date. Football at its rawest level is always appreciated. No glitz or glamour. Plus with all the high school kids in the stands, its a great conversation starter on your former high school days, just don't bring up that time when you got caught in the janitor's closet with Susie...

2. Play Miniature Golf - The classic date. No physical exertion needed, plenty of time to talk, and a great opportunity to help her with her "golf stroke." Don't get too excited though, lol. Spice it up a bit and make it a competition. Loser cooks dinner. Hope you can make more than that grilled cheese and ramen you learned to make back in college.

3. Go To a Shooting Range - CAUTION: Don't do this till at least the 3rd date, otherwise she might think you're an escaped murderer trying to prowl on young ladies. If you've made it past the 3rd date, then this can be lots of fun. Instead of shooting guns on the PlayStation, go shoot for real. Just don't let her aim for the crotch region. (Trust, she WILL aim for the crotch region. )

4. Teach her to play Madden - This is a good one for when you're snowed in. I don't know how many girls I've met in my life that wanted to play Madden just so they could play with the boys/boyfriend. Here's the thing, they probably don't want to play, but they want to spend time and be engaged with you. They see us having the best time in life (me) and they want to enjoy it too. However, if you don't have patience to really teach her the basics then don't do it. And for Godsakes don't give her the controller then blow her out by 70 points! This is one of those times that when you do score, you don't score. Get it?

5. Play in a casual co-ed softball/flag football league - Hey, we want our ladies to be fit...and we could lose a pound or two, plus you can show her all those moves you "used to have" back in high school. Don't hype yourself up though and then strikeout in softball, be prepared to get clowned mercilessly for at least 4-6 weeks.

There are tons of ideas but I don't have that kind of time, I'm writing this while eating lunch. Gotta go back to work. If you have any other ideas then leave a comment so we can embrace cuddling when its cold in 2008. Just like Obama said, "YES WE CAN!"

RIP Michael Jackson

As all of you have seen by now, Michael Jackson passed yesterday along with Farrah Fawcett. I know everyone is handling in different ways so I didn't want to speak on it too much.

Remember to enjoy while you can, No one will be here forever.

Dating With Children

Have you ever felt as if your social life is lacking because you have a child(ren)? Do you get angry when you hear people say that they refuse to date a man/woman with kids? If so, why do you feel that way? It’s just a sign that those people weren’t meant to be in your life. There are many people who aren’t too choosey about who they date as long as they like you and the loving is good. If your social life is lacking, believe me, it’s not your child’s fault. It’s yours! You need to carry yourself with the same confidence that you would if you were single. Either you’re fly or you aren’t fly. Don’t blame your child for your mishaps! I’ll be fresh-to-death and looking amazing with my son on my arm. It hasn’t deterred anyone from showing interest in me. I’m proud of my status and I’m not going to allow myself to look a mess because my son wants to cry his butt off every time I’m getting dressed. They don’t want you….f**k ‘em. I must say, it is more difficult to date when you have a kid(s), but it’s not impossible. Parents gotta have fun too. There are some rules to dating with children and here are some to abide by:

1) Look fabulous! If you do this thing right, people will make exceptions to date you all the time.

2) NEVER lie about having a child. That’s equivalent to lying on your stick. It’s a no no. Be honest with the person you’re dating/cutting. Let them make the decision on whether they want to stay or not.

3) You probably want to lay out your availability. They can’t get mad if you let them know upfront that you’re not available on Tuesdays. Also let them know what your status is with your baby mama/daddy. The more comfortable they are with you, the longer they will stay.

4) It’s probably better to not bring random people around your child(ren). If the person you’re dating/cutting is not there to stay, then don’t allow them to meet your child(ren). It’s unstable and silly and there is no need for that type of confusion. Oh yeah, and let’s not call everyone Uncle/aunt “so and so”. I’m pretty sure that messes up a child’s mentality on family.

If you’re reading this and you live in Cincy, I’m sorry I’ve wasted your time. Everybody is Cincy got a kid.

Bow Tie Summer

As you can see in the picture to the left, it's a bow tie summer. That's actually me in my plaid, orange bow tie and seersucker blazer at the Fly Society Ent. event last Friday. I know I'm breaking a Fly Guy rule by wearing shades in the club but it was my birthday (that's my excuse). Anyway, the point of the article is the emergence of bow ties in today's fashion. You may have noticed many celebrities wearing them recently in videos and random events. I've mad it a point to start wearing them more often and buy about 5 over the summer. I'm up to 2. I'd like more of you SwagStars to give the bow tie a chance. It truly steps up your style. Most men don't wear them and probably can't tie one. I got looks from the ladies, of course, but I also had dudes asking me for lessons on how to tie one. Ladies and gentleman this is what we call the show stopper, a well done bow tie. "But Mr. McFly, I don't know how to tie one," you say? Well, just look below. Johnny has your back.


Make a basic knot, take the lower end and shape it into a bow tie. Then take the high end and wrap it around the middle. Last, squeeze it into a little hole behind the main bow tie . Pull the ends for adjustment. Ladies, urge your men to give it a try at least once. Every grown man needs a tuxedo and the bow tie is a very important part of that outfit. Men step your game up, it took me some time, but I'm here now. Just do it!

-Class Dismissed