MANDINGO!!! The word alone can make a grown woman quiver. It's the name every (black) man has called himself at least once and every woman lusts for in the sheets. But what is the mandingo? If you happen to google this word, you might get a 1975 movie, a funny youtube video (white woman who wants black d*ck), or a hardcore porn site. The mandingo as most of us know it is a tall, brolic (extremely muscular), attractive, dang-a-lang swinging black man....Now we know why every man is trying to call ourselves one. In reality, every black or brown man is not a "mandingo" and most women won't end up with one (even though they wouldn't mind). I think mandingo is a state of mind; It's walking into the room and throwing your lady on the bed and giving her the time of her life, oh boi!!! Mandingo is the smashing it like a porn star with a bad temper or putting your lady in the huck-a-buck (if you don't know what this is I fell bad for you).
Side Note: The huck-a-buck is when a man completely holds a woman in the air while still having sex. The usual position includes the females legs being around the mans neck or shoulders. End of Side Note
I think it's good for women to lust for the mandingo man, as long as she's not about to cheat on her man and her man is actually pleasing her. See that's the important part men, you better make sure your giving her the business, cause that lust can turn into something. Everybody knows a good majority of women love athletes, and athletes (especially football players) are the closest thing to a mandingo. So if you see her talking to one whoop her ass, just kidding (seriously don't touch her).
The point of this article was to bring up a somewhat taboo topic for discussion. So men: Are you a mandingo and do you (or have you) call yourself one? And women: Do you lust for the mandingo or have you had one?
Personally, I'm not a mandingo (6'5 280lb. all muscle) but I've damn sure called myself one during sexual escapades. It's all in the mind as long as you handle your business in the bed. Plus, I'm Fly, J. McFly to be exact.
9 Comentários:
I want a mandingo, but it's a lost cause there a none left. :(
I'm going to have to disagree with you on this one J. McFly. We don't lust for the Mandingo... we lust for the one that is more interested in pleasing us in bed than feeling like a mandingo in bed. Mandingo is not a state of mind... you either got it, or you dont. I don't want a bunch of young swagonaires running around thinking they can emulate the Mandingo... because at some point they will get a rude awakening.
I will agree you gotta take care of business no matter what... cuz even if you got it, if you dont know what to do with it, it's a lost cause...
See you have to understand that for men it is a state of mind. Even a huge sasquatch like dude has to have the mindstate to go balistic on that pleasure trail. Have you grabbing for the bedpost screaming like a crazy lady. Non-mandingo like men can do that too, if it's in their soul.
oohhhh boy!!! I make the ladies scream like that every night, believe that.
I agree with some of your comments Mr. McFly...but I have to say to the rest..."hello...McFly!" I don't know where the myth first got circulated - gym locker room, bar, sauna...not quite sure - but it is a myth. No woman lusts for anything that's going to hit her in the tonsils! The Dutchess is right, we lust for someone that cares more about taking care of his woman than about "knocking it out" for himself. I believe your description of the Mandingo state of mind is actually called confidence. And as Chris Rock said..."Confidence gets you everywhere!" Completely agree that you've got to handle your business no matter what because as you said if you're not giving your woman the business...that lust will turn into something else. And when that happens, you won't be "knocking it out" for yourself...but by yourself!
Nitro, thank you for your comment. I don't care what you say, one night while laying in the bed with my lover, the Mandingo was alive!!! Phuck it, THE MANDINGO IS ALIVE!!!!! Ahhhhhh
I have 2 agree wit nitro.I need and want my walls...I will have 2 pass on a mandingo....But a man that can't handle his bia is a sad story...very sad if he has 2 the nerve 2 think he is.
J. McFly: I do not lust for the Mandingo male-figure, but I will admit to having reflected on certain experiences I've had that can "make a grown woman quiver", as you so eloquently put it. This is just what non-mandingo's usually fear their woman will do, ultimately abolishing the woman's desire for anything that does not "fill" their... imagination.
Mandingo's are great to have at least once. To date one can be a little stirring emotionally, because it is less likely their ties with former 'beneficiaries' have been completely severed (good sex usually makes the breakup process linger for years!), but overall, maybe a good look. A woman can feel protected, satisfied, and a smile is always just one nasty thought away when you're having a bad day at work.
Disclaimer for the spectators: This was all in good fun! This was a nice topic to build off of, Corey. What's next? :-)
I am also a fan of having walls, so a mandingo with a literal 3rd leg is not desirable. Especially since I'm already little so being picked up is a daily thing. Being in the air while being rammed with 14 inches is NOT what I consider I good time. It is what I call a catalyst for a hospital visit.
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