If you didn't know, Thanksgiving Eve is considered to be on of the biggest drinking days of the year. Thus, I call it National Drunk Day!!! But beware the cops do know of this historic day as well. I know some of you are asking why is it such a big deal. Well, most people have off tomorrow or at least a reduced schedule so thats an excuse to get drunk. Secondly, Thanksgiving is a man's holiday (like seriously). We get to sit around, eat sh*t loads of food, drink like a sailor, and watch football (see I told you). So we just extended the day by incorporating the night before. Now ladies don't get all upset because with Thanksgiving comes a woman's holiday, Black Friday. I know the words alone get you all moist and such. Which is exactly how most men feel when thinking about tomorrow. So tonight pour a glass of good brew and keep drinking till your liver explodes.
**Remember do not drink and drive, not only could you f*&k your day but possibly mine too. So, if your drunk arse hits someone I know, I will find you and .....ummm Happy Holidays**
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