MANDINGO!!!! Sorry I just had to do it again. If you're not familiar with this topic or word refer back to Mandingo Part 1. I was inspired to write a part two to this topic about a month ago but had no vision of where to go with it. I know some people liked it because it started popping up in normal conversation with friends (you know who you are). So J. McFly aka Young Gun McFly aka Mr. McFly aka Big Money Shenanigans is here to bless you once more. (Yes I really called myself that!?!)But I digress, this huge Sasquatch abominable d*ck ninja loving must stop and immediately. Far too many men have had their egos trampled by the thoughts of some porno shlong (read as "Makes no f&%king sense to have an extra limb that huge, might accidentally kill a b*tch penis") popping off in an everyday interaction by women. According to some pseudo intelligent Internet sites, the average limb is almost 6 inches erect. Now I understand for the "put my face through a headboard" type chicks this simply is not enough junk, but at least a good 8 or 9 should be plenty. The reality is your cavern isn't that deep anyway. If anything, it should be the girth in comparison to your walls to be up for measurement.
The most ridiculous aspect of it is that women believe the size of a limb is based off the size of the person; so not true. I've heard countless stories from female friends about how she got tricked into f&%king a pinkie. I think some pro-ho-fessionals get besides themselves and think they can handle anything life throws at them, unfortunately you are wrong. So in warning, a p#ssy can be broken, mangled, and ripped to shreds; acknowledge your maximum d*ck capacity and handle with care. Give us your attack of giants cocks stories or your general feelings to this post.
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Lol. Oh wow so I have been gone for a minute and this is what I come back too. Women are all built differently but I don't think any of us were built to take 12 inches. I personally would prefer something of average size. I don't wanna be all stretched out... Not a good look.
No woman wants something that's going to hit her kidneys or even worse - go in one way and come out the top! That is not cute. I am a "knock my head through the headboard", "throw me up against the wall and blow my back out" kinda lady...but I don't need 9 inches to get that done. I just need him to know what the f@*k he's doing with whatever he is working with.
to me it's not how big your boat is but how you ride the waves.
I am not an advocate of a giant schlong...
The only two men that have ever (almost) made me reach that peak where small guys...
Some girls have a size requirement, I do not.
BTW- that man in the pic is GROSS!
Congratulations Mr. McFly on making this gay ass post! This whole post is wild jungle homo for a dude to have wrote this, you should have had Miss Lady write this lol.
okay first where is that man's penis in that photo?!
secondly,i got tricked once. he was like barely 6 feet tall, smaller frame and has cute little feet. so i was thinking" pinkie" but i liked him so whatever. BOY OH BOY was i wrong! start to finish it was murder HE wrote. lol
i liked this post though. i read somewhere that even 6 inches was pushing it if you weren't a black man. as long as you know what you're doing it really doesn't matter i say.
I gotta co-sign on the size of the person/size of the [oh my!] lack of correlation. Out of my personal little black (history) book, I'll take the guy with the smallest feet over the one with the biggest ANY DAY.
But yea, most of my friends have agreed that there is such thing as too big. Nobody likes feeling like their cervix has been inverted upwards.
It's not the length but the width that matters. the average erect penis is 6 inches, the average vagina is like 4-5. not need for the extra.
And a person's size doesn't not give you a clue at all. I have been disappointed. but my guy now is my size... literally same height and can fit his clothes... and dude is hung. fits perfectly. nice and thick is what i like, can't go wrong.
Haha F&*K you Legend, how about you write a post for once.
from experience... I've had a guy with both length and girth... and he still couldn't do *&*% with it. He's a great guy but the Lord only gave him back and forth... and honey that ain't enough!
With that said... I can speak to the fact that my best... ever... was someone who was average in size (both length and girth) but with foreplay, the right toys and dirty talk -- damn that was some good luvin!
hmm. well, i've had a small variety of men: one who didn't know what to do with his large penis, another with an extremely small one that i couldn't get into it with, and the last one was an average size, and KIND of knew what to do with it. it was good 65% of the time. i think he should've read your 3:1 post =) well, now i'm with a guy whom i've never had sex with cuz he's in the coast guard and always gone (eek! yes, i'm giddy about givin it up soon haha) we've been together for quite awhile, and he knows how to get me off just with phone sex. yeah. he's the shiz right there. yum.
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Oh I've been fooled and bamboozled.In the days when it was you show me your and I'll show you mine...he would go on and on about how he had " a whooper with cheese" and when I seen it, it was just lettuce. And he was nice and tall, like 6'2, with some body from being a running back. Then I remember dating a dude slightly shorter than me, I'm 5'8, and I figured it wouldn't be anything special..boy was I wrong..had length and width..too bad I never actually tried it out..lol
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